Outage
There seems to have been a sudden and unexpected power outage at the datacenter. This lead to an unclean shutdown of all systems, resulting in database corruption, AND damage to the backups. The offsite backups are over a month old.
Crogge is currently trying to repair the damage to avoid a rollback.
In the meantime, lets play a game of "BOFH Funny Excuses.", I will start.
A gang of Romanian copper thieves ripped out a power cable cutting power to the data center.
Bam, to behold, a public bulletin board. Built of both brilliance and barbarity, by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit. Barely benevolent, but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons, here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brain. Battling the bland, the bogus, the benign bedlam. Bring it on. But I babble.
Better to be brief. You may call me /B/.
You're so ugly, when you ask for sex, even your fist says "Not tonight, I have a headache."
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( 18:37:14 ) ( @Milambar ) "There was a power outage caused by a conjunction between the datacenter owner and one of her technicians. Put simply, they kicked over a UPS, and killed the power, while having a shag."
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Stop stealing my excuses bloo. Invent your own.
Bam, to behold, a public bulletin board. Built of both brilliance and barbarity, by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit. Barely benevolent, but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons, here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brain. Battling the bland, the bogus, the benign bedlam. Bring it on. But I babble.
Better to be brief. You may call me /B/.
You're so ugly, when you ask for sex, even your fist says "Not tonight, I have a headache."
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The hosting company forgot to pay their electricity bills.
A mouse got in the server and ate the electricity cable.
Germany decided that limiting their internet is not enough and decided to also limit suddenly all electricity
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Simply,my mother has just pulled out the plug
"Your pain is what we desire"
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hmm i think Crogge just decided that its easyer to roolback to the dayz the server had 1k ppl online than to actualy update=)
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Missclicked,inc.A gang of Romanian copper thieves ripped out a power cable cutting power to data center.
Bashing stupid ppl for being stupid, anytime, anywhere.
If you act like a victim, and you will be a victim. - Unknown
Retired.
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Chuck Norris!!
Rie (09-10-2011)
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